By Don White
The world of spin would like you to believe that there was an Osama Bin Ladin and now due to the cunning of our ineffective president he was able to do the impossible: Order the killing of this make-believe, comic character Osama Bin Ladin. Folks, we live in the world of spin? Meaning NY Times, Politico, Washington Post, and the entire liberal media cartel. They’re full of it.
In the first place, I don’t believe there ever was an Osama; or that he once worked for America at the CIA. It’s like saying Superman is real and now he’s going to speak to the UN because he doesn’t like something we’re doing in America. What? No longer reading his comic books? http://christwire.org/2011/04/superman-denounces-us-citizenship-caped-closet-commie-disgraces-mom-apple-pie-and-american-flag/
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And there are so many conspiracy stories abroad, most Americans don’t even believe there ever was an Osama Bin Ladin. He’s relegated to the same comic book lore of Batman, Robin, Superman, and Superwoman. How’s that for a Monday morning reality check stunner?
But Politico Playbook would like to have you believe that after ten years of looking for him in caves, over hills and dales, in tunnels and hideouts–that under the inspiration of that courageous comicbook character himself, Georg Bush, now suddenly a Democrat president–not a Republican–even Barak Obama (what a name for a comic book) has killed and buried Bin Ladin at sea? What a farce of a story. Give me a break, willya? I can see it now. The next cover of Time Magazine will feature two defiant international profiles starring each other down: Obama and Osama. Guess who just won that throw down?
To be tongue-in-cheek polite, here’s Politico straight off the Panetta teletype propaganda gismo:
“CIA Director Leon E. Panetta this morning sent this message to Agency employees: ‘Today, we have rid the world of the most infamous terrorist of our time. A US strike team stormed a compound in Abottabad, Pakistan and killed Usama Bin Ladin (note how they misspelled his name).Thankfully, no Americans were lost, and every effort was taken to avoid civilian casualties. … (That about covers it, but no, Panetta must break his arm patting himself on the back). My deepest thanks and congratulations go out to the officers of our Counter Terrorism Center and Office of South Asia Analysis for their outstanding expertise, amazing creativity, and excellent tradecraft. …
“The raid was the culmination of intense and tireless effort on the part of many dedicated Agency officers over many years. Our men and women designed highly complex, innovative, and forward-leaning clandestine operations that led us to Bin Ladin. One operation would yield intelligence that was carefully analyzed and then used to drive further operations. Along with our partners at NGA, NSA, and ODNI, we applied the full range of our capabilities, collecting intelligence through both human and technical means and subjecting it to the most rigorous analysis by our government’s leading experts on Bin Ladin and his organization. … Though Bin Ladin is dead, al-Qa’ida is not. The terrorists almost certainly will attempt to avenge him, and we must-and will-remain vigilant and resolute. But … [t]he supposedly uncatchable one has been caught and killed. And we will not rest until every last one of them has been delivered to justice. … A promise has been kept. And a war will be won.'”
I, as a disloyal subject of King Obama, ask only one question: Where’s the proof? Where are the photographs. Where is the corroberating evidence? You just don’t announce some cockamany story and America buys it? We’re too smart for that. You’ve lied to us too many times for us to believe anything you say, anyway.
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This can’t be top secret anymore. You Democrats have just released it to the world, so how do you prove you just killed the mastermind, Lucifer…Basrah…Lefarge or even the Bad Beer Baron?. Panetta has just written a classic whodunnit without providing the nuts and bolts of the mystery. Get on with it, man. You can’t leave the CIA yet, not until you have provided the rest of the story, the meat and marrow of a classic novel. It’s all fiction, you know. Panetta didn’t find and kill Ben Ladin because he never existed, except in the nefarious minds of the Bilderbergs and America’s progressives and their Democrat and Republican pawns who dreamed up the story to throw the blame on someone else and fool us into believing they, themselves, didn’t cause 9/11. Bin Ladin is their alter ego, their villain on whom they conveniently cast blame for 9/11 and a host of other man-planned tragedies. We started the war under the cover of a mythical villain?
How’s that for a fabricated story; and one that comes just at the right time, when Panetta can take a step back and assume Robert Gate’s position as secretary of defense. And how are you feeling about now, General Petraeus? Glad you took on the mighty task of ridding the world of its worst enemies, al-Qaeda and Taliban as CIA Director. Clearly, the shoes you must fill, Mr. Director, just got much bigger. Just in case you had any higher aspirations–like running for president. What mountains are you going to climb, General? What’s left to do is the most impossible task–that is, to win the war. That’s all that prevaricator progressive Panetta left for you to do. It was something he couldn’t lie about, so it will be up to you, General, to learn your job and perform like Superman. The Democrats concocted this lie because they knew you would outshine Panetta. But in their deception they have suddenly raised the bar.
Don’t forget–all the heavy lifting is yet to come, so poor old General Petraeus will have to take up writing fiction like his predecessors, which I’m sure he is incapable of doing..
|After spending many years hunting down the world’s most wanted man, why did the U.S. bury Osama bin Laden at sea within 24 hours of killing him? The reason is bound up within Islamic practice and tradition?
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Who will the Democrats invent next for us to be ‘fraid of and the CIA to terminate? Eradicator, Doomesday, Darkseid, Conduit, Composite Superman, Bruno Mannheimz? And don’t forget Brainiac. Sorry, Mr. Obama, those names are already taken. Dream up your own successors to Osama Bin Ladin.
Brainiac (alias Vril Dox) as a bald, green-skinned alien android from the planet Colu, and one of the most dangerous villains in the DC universe, capable of possessing others, creating and manipulating computer systems, and exerting some control over time and space.
Osama Bin Ladin was just a minor character, don’t you think? Can’t the brains over at the CIA come up with more exciting and lethal enemies than that benign Bin Ladin actor? And the Democrats want Americans steeped in Superman lore to believe they killed a real menace during their watch? He was nothing compared to the super villains Americans are accustomed to.