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>What Next Do The Feds Want To Regulate?

>The federal government wants to tell you how to take a shower.

I did, however, read with astonishment of the proposed federal regulations that would forever banish the Medusa-like shower heads relied upon by the rich and famous that allow one to enjoy a goodly portion of Lake Michigan when washing off one’s heiny.
My first reaction was one of shock that not only does one now share a commode with Uncle Sam, but also the shower and its many spouting fountains. After all, at what point does Uncle Sam butt out?
One piece of advice: If you let Uncle Sam in the shower with you, don’t drop the soap. If you do, bend at the knees, or learn to pick it up with your feet.