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>Let’s Let The Left Leave America

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DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG
PERSON
, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists
and Obama supporters, et al:

  We have stuck together since the late 1950’s for the sake of the kids,
but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want
a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of
future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

  Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on
what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can
smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

  Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each
taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure  our two
sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively
easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets
since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

  We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are
welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war,
we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and
biodiesel.  You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell.
You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to
move all three of them.

  We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved
lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies
and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and
rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

  You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain
the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the
peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under
assault, we’ll help provide them security.

  We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to
Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain.
You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

  We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can
take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

  You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a
right.  We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and
“The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute
“Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing“,
“Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are the World“.

  We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give
trickle up poverty your best shot.

  Since it often so offends you, we’ll
keep our history, our name and our flag. 

  Would you agree to this?  If so, please pass it along to other
like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just
hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one
of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,


John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

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